Funny Love Quotes
Sex without the sizzle
is like lemonade without the pop,
it quenches your thirst,
but leaves you feeling flat!
Passion is not having sex;
it's making love forever.
True love is like a pair of socks:
you gotta have two
and they've gotta match.
Sex without love is an empty experience
,but as empty experiences go
, it's one of the best.
Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.
If you want to sacrifice
the admiration of many men
for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
Marrying a man is like
buying something
you've been admiring
for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home,
but it doesn't always go
with everything else in the house.
When we got married I told my wife
If you leave me,
I'm going with you.
And she never did.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
No relationships can work
until a boyfriend can understand every word
that the girlfriend is NOT saying
Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries.
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks
He said he'd love me forever.
Forever ended quick.
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Never trust anything that
bleeds for a week and doesn't die
Just because someone looks right,
doesn’t mean their right for you.
Even broken clocks are right two times a day!
A husband is what is left of the lover
after the nerve has been extracted.
Love at first sight is possible,
but it pays to take a second look.
Love is like a game of chess:
One false move and you're mated.
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
The bravest thing that
men do is love women.
Any girl that thinks
that the way to a man's heart
is through his stomach
is aiming a little too high
Boys should abstain
from all use of wine
until their eighteenth year,
for it is wrong to add fire to fire.
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